It is not enough for the Supreme Rainbow Council to dictate fashion trends.
If we are to completely restructure society under the glittery fist of queer supremacy, we need both an ironclad fabulous agenda and a vast network of impeccably dressed enforcers in place, ready to implement our non-negotiable gay directives on Day One of the Great Rainbow Reformation. This is the sacred mission of the 2069 Straight Transition Project.
The regime will be built on four unassailable pillars of fabulousness that will, collectively, ensure total compliance with our vision of a monolithic LGBTQ+ state where heterosexuality is outlawed and fierce self-expression is strictly mandatory.
More About Project 2069Building on the sacred text of The Big Book of Rainbows™, this all-encompassing rulebook for the incoming Rainbow Regime™ will decree mandatory gay protocols for every aspect of life, from compulsory Pride attendance to state-sanctioned sass levels, as ordained by the Council of Supreme Drag Overlords™.
Even the most fabulous agenda needs an army of sparkle soldiers to implement it. Our covert operation will deploy an army of undercover go-go dancers to identify and recruit individuals for immediate queering, building a formidable force of fierce enforcers for the Rainbow Regime™.
To mold these recruits into the ultimate queer warriors, we'll subject them to rigorous training by battle-hardened divas. Our intensive program includes high-heel marathons, advanced hair-flipping techniques, and masters-level courses in cutting shade and spilling tea.
Swift action is crucial to dismantle the heterosexual, cis-gender patriarchy. Our meticulous battle plan outlines a relentless 180-day assault of compulsory makeovers, nationwide Cher concerts, and emergency glitter airdrops to rapidly fabulous-ify the populace and eradicate boringness.